Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Alexis de Jokeville

I expected to have all sorts of pithy observations after returning to America after so many years living abroad.  I suppose my main observation is how quickly and efficiently I have been reabsorbed into the American work cycle, which devours all of one’s time and energy and leaves very little room for pithy observations.  I think it mainly has to do with the time zone and my company’s tendency to begin every day with meetings at 7am or 8am (there’s even a 6:30am call on my calendar this week).  So that by the time the workday ends, one doesn’t have much left in the tank for anything else.

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In our neighborhood there are, staple-gunned to telephone poles, signs which read, “CASH FOR DIABETIC TEST STRIPS,” in black all-caps scrawl on a safety yellow background.  A visitor to Cambridge might see this and not understand what it means.  I’m not sure if I understand what it means.  I assume it means that someone (call them Person A) will give money to someone (Person B) in exchange for the strips they use to measure their blood glucose, under the assumption that someone else (Person C) who needs them will pay a greater amount of cash for them.  In the most optimistic scenario, this is a simple correction of a supply imbalance: Person B ended up with too many test strips – maybe because they recently purchased a new blood glucose monitor – so they make a little money off of them rather than throw them in the garbage, and Person A can make a legitimate margin for their service connecting buyer and seller.  Like Air BnB, but for medical supplies.  But what about Person C?  The scenario assumes that they aren’t able to get test strips – which they need so they don’t die – by means other than buying them off the black market.  Not to mention the darker scenarios: Person A sells their test strips not because they have extras, but because they need the cash and they’re willing to roll the dice and test their blood glucose a little less frequently; or Person A’s cousin steals their test strips and sells them to Person B because they need the cash; etc.

One would assume that this sort of hustling and margin-chasing would be unnecessary in a developed country with a functioning health care system.  One would be mistaken.

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The dryer has turned all my nice Hanro undershirts into crop tops.  This isn’t the ideal look for me.

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On Easter Sunday, I got up early and drove down to Cambridge Common for the 7am outdoor service that Harvard-Epworth was putting on.  On my way down Mass Ave, the maroon minivan in front of me kept slowing down as if to turn right but then changing its mind at the last second and continuing straight.  After a while, I semi-angrily passed it, and then saw that it pulled in behind me to park at one of the meters next to the common, as the driver too was on his way to the outdoor service.   

Around 40 people were arranged in three-ish rows which emanated out like the wifi symbol.  I was greeted by Alissa the divinity student from Arkansas, who handed me an order of service, which they call a “bulletin” here.  I said hello to a few people I didn't know, and I thought I recognized one of the women from the Lent group Zoom, whose name I want to say is Terri or Charli or something like that.  I caught Pastor Herb’s eye, and we exchanged waves.

It was a short service, which was appreciated because we were standing outdoors in the early-April chill, squinting into the rising sun, and my glasses kept fogging because of the FFP2 mask I was wearing.  A brief welcome. “Morning Has Broken” (which we were asked to sing in sotto voce). The standard reading from Matthew with the stone rolled away, including the great line which landed especially heavily this year: “Why do you seek the living among the dead?” A short message from Herb, in which he inverted the stone being rolled away not so JC could come out as much as we could enter in and join him. “Christ Our Lord Is Risen Today,” whose melody will be familiar to the C&E churchgoing crowd.  Since these are Methodists, it's the Charles Wesley version, which includes the superb middle-finger-to-Satan of a 3rd verse (Lives again our glorious King / Where, O death, is now thy sting? / Once he died our souls to save / Where's thy victory, boasting grave?).  All atop an audio bed of whoosh from the passing cars on Mass Ave on one side and Garden Street on the other.

At a few points during the service, we engaged in some "Christ is risen!"/"Halleluiah!" call-and-response, an activity which several years ago I probably would have felt very self-conscious about doing in any setting, much less while standing in the middle of a public square in broad daylight.  But for whatever reason this year it didn't feel awkward at all, and in fact it felt cathartic and right to praise the coming of spring, the promise of rebirth, the hope of return.